Saturday, April 30, 2011

documenting my thoughts

sometimes i just really need you next to me... right now is one of those times

magic

soon you'll realize that you dont need magic ... you just have to want it badly enough

Sunday, April 17, 2011

i feel like all i ever do is push this god damned rock up this god damned hill

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

hey mister DJ! Put a record on! i want dance with my baby.

thanks tom

The Panther


The panther is like a leopard,
Except it hasn't been peppered.
Should you behold a panther crouch,
Prepare to say Ouch.
Better yet, if called by a panther,
Don't anther.



-- Ogden Nash

Sunday, April 10, 2011

i wonder what the person i am going to marry is doing right now

Thursday, April 7, 2011

reminder

Yet here, Laertes? Aboard, aboard, for shame! 
The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail,(60) 
And you are stay'd for. There, my blessing with thee. 
And these few precepts in thy memory 
See thou character. Give thy thoughts no tongue, 
Nor any unproportion'd thought his act. 
Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.(65) 
Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried, 
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel; 
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment 
Of each new-hatch'd, unfledged comrade. Beware 
Of entrance to a quarrel; but being in,(70) 
Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee. 
Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice; 
Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment. 
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, 
But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy;(75) 
For the apparel oft proclaims the man, 
And they in France of the best rank and station 
Are of a most select and generous, chief in that. 
Neither a borrower nor a lender be; 
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,(80) 
And borrowing dulls the edge ofhusbandry. 
This above all: to thine own self be true, 
And it must follow, as the night the day, 
Thou canst not then be false to any man. 
Farewell. My blessing season this in thee!(85) 


Tuesday, April 5, 2011

dont bother

the obviously perplexing thing about eyore is that he's gloomy... there are no gloomy characters in stories - there are mean characters, and stupid characters... characters for comic relief and characters to make the hero look like a hero...foil characters. but a gloomy character in a kids book? no. why did he write eyore?

salmon roll, please

whoever picks me up and takes me to get sushi, makes me laugh, and then drops me off at home... gets a kiss
have no doubt i will negotiate the pants off you
dear god, please send me a man whose clothes i actually want to rip off
Nothing tastes as good as thin feels
Always remember
the bumble bee is more afraid of you

Monday, April 4, 2011


If you don't like the music, turn it up or turn it off
-- my papa

i mean really


you!


i never do

whats the point of carrying an umbrella? you just lose it right away, and then you're stuck getting soaked in an outfit that you needed an umbrella for in the first place

he said

my goal in this whole dinner is... to get the sides of your mouth go up and little lines form right here... and when its real i can tell, and its magical

take a sec


Balls

That dude, the pastor from where ever middle America, needs to take his Qur'an and put it on trial in Afghanistan. Try that, dude, and see if it passes then.... It's so easy to hide behind our army that's defending your stupid ass, and pretend that your racism is noble and Christian. Get some balls.
mom says its a mother lion (because duh it doesnt have a mane).. but my immediate thought was that it was a father lion protecting his baby snugglesaur... can you imagine a more snuggly warm place to burrow???

flat ass

so, i sat so much today that i think my ass got flat... not that it actually could, i mean, have you seen my ass?