Saturday, April 30, 2011
documenting my thoughts
sometimes i just really need you next to me... right now is one of those times
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
how to move on tip #224
you hijacked all my favorite songs. now i have to reclaim them with new memories. fun! lets make this a positive problem, shall we?
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
this is why i LOVE airports
I like to see people reunited, I like to see people run to each other, I like the kissing and the crying, I like the impatience, the stories that the mouth can't tell fast enough, the ears that aren't big enough, the eyes that can't take in all of the change, I like the hugging, the bringing together, the end of missing someone.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
— Jonathan Safran Foer
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
thanks tom
The Panther
The panther is like a leopard,
Except it hasn't been peppered.
Should you behold a panther crouch,
Prepare to say Ouch.
Better yet, if called by a panther,
Don't anther.
-- Ogden Nash
The panther is like a leopard,
Except it hasn't been peppered.
Should you behold a panther crouch,
Prepare to say Ouch.
Better yet, if called by a panther,
Don't anther.
-- Ogden Nash
Friday, April 8, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
reminder
The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail,(60)
And you are stay'd for. There, my blessing with thee.
And these few precepts in thy memory
See thou character. Give thy thoughts no tongue,
Nor any unproportion'd thought his act.
Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.(65)
Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch'd, unfledged comrade. Beware
Of entrance to a quarrel; but being in,(70)
Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.
Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice;
Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy;(75)
For the apparel oft proclaims the man,
And they in France of the best rank and station
Are of a most select and generous, chief in that.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,(80)
And borrowing dulls the edge ofhusbandry.
This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
Farewell. My blessing season this in thee!(85)
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
dont bother
the obviously perplexing thing about eyore is that he's gloomy... there are no gloomy characters in stories - there are mean characters, and stupid characters... characters for comic relief and characters to make the hero look like a hero...foil characters. but a gloomy character in a kids book? no. why did he write eyore?
salmon roll, please
whoever picks me up and takes me to get sushi, makes me laugh, and then drops me off at home... gets a kiss
Monday, April 4, 2011
i never do
whats the point of carrying an umbrella? you just lose it right away, and then you're stuck getting soaked in an outfit that you needed an umbrella for in the first place
he said
my goal in this whole dinner is... to get the sides of your mouth go up and little lines form right here... and when its real i can tell, and its magical
Balls
That dude, the pastor from where ever middle America, needs to take his Qur'an and put it on trial in Afghanistan. Try that, dude, and see if it passes then.... It's so easy to hide behind our army that's defending your stupid ass, and pretend that your racism is noble and Christian. Get some balls.
flat ass
so, i sat so much today that i think my ass got flat... not that it actually could, i mean, have you seen my ass?
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