fine, but I did it first

thank you, Sartorialist

Treat cheese like it's chocolate, and champagne like it's good ol' beer

How to lose weight on a budget: spend hours doing your own nails...smooth, buff, shine, polish.

Secret to keeping weight off during the holidays: dont stuff your face

to help get butt to gym

i think he should...

be a businessman who rides a bike to work

The secret to losing weight on a budget: don't buy food